Congrats on your job! I have a six-year-old in kindergarten, many props for putting up with others' offspring for hours and hours of the day!

Trust me, I view all locations with slash-tinted glasses. "Could Draco realistically bang Harry up against this wall? Is it structurally sound enough to support the both of them?" or "If they were fucking in a station wagon like my own, what positions would they have to be in?" and so forth.