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[maccadole]

Tra-la-la! I've never done a meme before. Well, frejasanne made me do one a long time, now that I think about it. I never posted it though.
Found this over at mesmorizee's journal. Some lines amused me so much that I had to take it myself XD

Bold the ones that are true.
Italicize the ones that are sort of true; please elaborate on them too.

General
- I am 5'4 or shorter. [I'm a short bitch :D]
- I think I'm ugly.
- I have many scars. [No, really XDD This made me lol. Can I double bold it?]
- I tan easily. [Well, more or less.]
- I wish my hair was a different color. [Did before. Don't really care now.]
- I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color. [I guess? Most of them have seen pictures, though, and it's not a big difference. I was just way brighter blonde when I was a kid.]
- I have a tattoo.
- I am self-conscious about my appearance.
- I have/had braces. [For a short period in my life, yes. It was a simple one I could take out and stuff.]
- I wear glasses. [No shit, Sherlock XD I'd be blind without them!]
- I'd get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free. [I think I've had enough surgery as it is xp why waste time on that crap? If there was some sort of future super scifi surgery I'd fix my back/neck though.]
- I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger. [Random guy on Skype.]
- I have had more than two piercings.
- I have had piercings in places besides my ears.
- I have freckles.

Family/Home Life
- I've sworn at my parents. [Mother had been drinking and I was angry. But I normally never swear when near her. She's all "DD:" about swearing.]
- I've run away from home. [Not really. But I thought it sounded exciting when I was young. I packed my tiny little bag with some clothes once. I was, like, nine.]
- I've been kicked out of the house. [Temporarily when I had one of the worst arguments of my life e_e;]
- My biological parents are together. [... ... BAHAAHAHAHAAH]
- I have a sibling less than one year old.
- I want to have kids someday. [I guess.]
- I have children.
- I've lost a child.

Embarrassment
- I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation. [Whuut xp I use it in everyday conversation. Is that supposed to be embarrassing? Fine, fine, it probably doesn't count. Then, no, I've never said it to some official important person or anything. Just to friends.]
- Disney movies still make me cry. [I'm sure they would. Haven't watched one in forever. But I'm a huge crybaby when it comes to movies.]
- I've snorted while laughing. [It was hilarious!]
- I've laughed so hard I've cried. [Again, embarrasing? Whut?]
- I've glued my hand to something.
- I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
- I've had my trousers rip in public.
- I've had stitches. [AGAIN, embarrassing? And... AHAHAHAAHAHA, have I ever!! XDD]
- I've broken a bone. [Parts of the skeleton in my neck cracked once... does that count?]
- I've had my tonsils removed.
- I've sat in a doctor's office with a friend. [The fuck is this!? XDD fuck yeah, I have! Okay, only once with a friend... that I can remember. But 20483 times with Mother. ...And that time with the friend was probably just the waiting room, now that I think about it. So not then.]
- I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
- I've had serious surgery. [HAHAHAHA noo... never! XD]
- I've had chicken pox. [I... think so? Maybe? I don't know?]

Traveling
- I've driven over 200 miles. [I don't have a licence, but I've been in the car when someone else drove. Not sure how far that is. How far is it to that camping place? I'm sure it's that far.]
- I've been on a plane. [Many times. <3]
- I've been to North America.
- I've been to Niagara Falls.
- I've been to Japan.
- I've been to Europe. [I live in Sweden? XD]
- I've been to Asia.

Experiences
- I've been lost in my city. [I was about 12, and we'd just moved. I got off at the wrong bus stop. I was lost and scared for a few minutes before I recognized where I was.]
- I've seen a shooting star. [I think so? No, wait... maybe I haven't. It's fuzzy, so let's just say that I haven't.]
- I've wished on a shooting star. [No, but I want to :)]
- I've seen a meteor shower.
- I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
- I've pushed all the buttons in a lift.
- I've been to a casino.
- I've been skydiving.
- I've gone skinny dipping. [I was, like, 11 and Mother didn't allow me to go bathing with a friend. But I went anyway. Without a bathing suit.]
- I've played spin the bottle.
- I've crashed a car.
- I've been skiing.
- I've been in a play. [:D school, and this evening course thing <33]
- I've met someone in person from the internet. [Like, everyone I know now IRL are originally from the internet XD not to mention the time I met 300 people from a website.]
- I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
- I've seen the northern lights. [Many times.]
- I've sat on a roof top at night.
- I've played chicken.
- I've seen the RHPS
- I've eaten sushi. [I kind of whatevered it.]
- I've been snowboarding.

Relationships
- I'm single. [This is reality.]
- I'm in a relationship. [This is fictional.]
- I'm available. [I guess I am?]
- I'm engaged.
- I'm married.
- I've gone on a blind date.
- I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
- I have a fear of abandonment.
- I've been divorced.
- I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
- I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
- I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
- I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality
- I've had a crush on someone of the same gender.
- I've kissed a member of the same gender.
- I've had sex with someone of the opposite gender.
- I've had sex with someone of the same gender.
- I've had sex with more than one person at the same time.
- I am a cuddler. [I guess. It sounds cozy.]
- I've been kissed in the rain. [No, but doesn't that sound like the ultimate romantic thing? I totally want that!]
- I've had sex outdoors.
- I've hugged a stranger.
- I have kissed a stranger.
- I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime
- I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. [Probably, but I can't say for sure.]
- I have lied to my parents about where I am.
- I am keeping a secret from the world. [Sort of?]
- I've cheated while playing a video game. [There was a thing in Max Payne 2 that drove me nucking futs, so I looked up how to do it.]
- I've cheated on a test.
- I've driven through a red light. [Not personally, but I was in the car.]
- I've been suspended from school.
- I've witnessed a crime. [When I was a teenager, my friend stole a shirt from a store.]
- I've been in a fist fight.
- I've been arrested.
- I've shoplifted. [Unintentionally, when I was a kid. I didn't realize I was still holding on to a magic wand thing, and we left the store. The grown up I was with went back in with it when I realized that I still had it.]

Drugs/Alcohol
- I've consumed alcohol. [When I was young and thought it was cool. Let's nevernevernever speak of it again. Fucking sdfksdhjk.]
- I have/do smoke(d) cigarettes. [Also tried this when I was young.]
- I have/do smoke(d) pot.
- I regularly drink. [Fuck that!]
- I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
- I take cough medication when I'm not sick.
- I've done hard drugs.
- I've been addicted to an illegal substance.
- I can't swallow pills.
- I can swallow about five pills at a time no problem.

Random
- I can sing well.
- I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
- I open up to others too easily.
- I watch the news.
- I don't kill bugs.
- I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for sake of being able to rhyme.
- I swear fucking regularly.
- I am a morning person. [Pffffft!]
- I paid for my mobile phone ring tone.
- I'm a snob about grammar.
- I am a sports fanatic.
- I play with my hair.
- I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
- I love being neat.
- I love spam. [Only offline/text spams from friends. Rants are fun to read.]
- I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
- I bake well. [I don't bake poorly?]
- My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. [It's green.]
- I don't know how to shoot a gun.
- I am in love with love.
- I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
- I laugh at my own jokes.
- I eat fast food weekly.
- I believe in ghosts. [Not really? But I want to? If that makes sense.]
- I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
- I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
- I am really ticklish. [Depends on definition of "really". But yeah.]
- I love white chocolate.
- I bite my nails.
- I play video games. [Not really, but on rare occasions?]
- I'm good at remembering faces.
- I'm good at remembering names.
- I'm good at remembering dates.
- I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
- My answers are totally honest. [They actually are. That's how cool I am.]
 

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Comments

[obsessioncalled.livejournal.com]

The plastic surgery thing did say it's free though. So the wasting money part is a non-issue. I mean, I get the whole "I don't wantz more surgery". But yeah.

Hahahah I answered the "I've used lol" thing with "yes, I have, but mostly only when talking to Mac, so maybe that doesn't count". XD

Lol now I'm all curious about the "keeping a secret from the world".

I did the accidental shoplifting thing once as well. A... box? of Zoo. Lol.

And I had no idea you tried smoking. Lolz. I never have.

[maccadole.livejournal.com]

Ah, true. Well, still. I don't need that. I'm pretty awesome without it XD
If there was super scifi plastic surgery to fix my back, I'd do it though... <<;

LOLOLOL .... 'Lol' is a nice word. I've even used it when talking to Mother. Habit.

Zoo! You bad, Q! You've told me about that.

Yep. Many times in Högstadiet. T'was retarded. Also awesome planning when you only have one normal lung (plus one small).

[obsessioncalled.livejournal.com]

xp Yeah. Just pointing it out.

Lol-- Yeah. That XD I... mostly don't use it, uh, IRL xp I use "epic" and "fail" though. Rather a lot.

Lol. Yes. I was all "OMG D:" when I realized I had it in my pocket.

Uh. Yes. Totally.